Voicemail

[onebecametwo]

 S'up, this is Devit.  I ain't here right now so just leave a message and I'll get back to you if you're not an annoying bastard.

art by cosmicspectrumm@DA

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[seablaze]

Would talk of the coral and possibly an offer of a drink count as annoying?

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[onebecametwo]

depends. how strong a drink are we talking here?

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[seablaze]

I was thinking rum.
I ain't picky if you want something else.

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[onebecametwo]

i like rum!!

[voice]

[heartandsoul]

Hey, Devit, it's Pigta--

[Huff.]

I mean Maka.

Sorry it took so long, but I've got your gun all ready. When and where would you like to get it?

[voice] how did i not see this before now???

[onebecametwo]

[ He snorts a little. She called herself Pigtails. ]

Heeeey Pigtails. I sneak in the Villa every couple days to raid your fridge anyways so I'll pick it up next time I swing by. Were you able to make one for your friend too?

[voice]

[heartandsoul]

Yeah, I di--

[wait.]

Wait, you do what?

[HUFF!]

You jerk! You could at least come say hi when you're doing that!

[voice]

[onebecametwo]

Whaaat? Nah, you'd probably start yelling at me for stealing your cupcakes or something.

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[heartandsoul]

If you think I'd yell at you over that, Rin's obviously never mentioned his brother that was here before. Amaimon ate everything when I wasn't looking, I learned to just get used to disappearing food.

...Why cupcakes, even? Do you think I'm possessive of sweets?

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[onebecametwo]

I've just had some fucked up experiences with cupcake stealing. My bro Skin punched me through a damn wall for stealing his.

[voice]

[heartandsoul]

...Um...well I certainly wouldn't do that. You'd only get punched through a wall if you tried to break something or inappropriately touched anyone.

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[onebecametwo]

...I make no promises for either of those things.

[voice]

[heartandsoul]

...Don't touch Rin and I'll try to ignore the other parts.

[voice]

[onebecametwo]

Whaaat? You think I'm just gonna grab his butt outta the blue or something?

[voice]

[heartandsoul]

Or his tail, it is pretty cute.

[voice]

[onebecametwo]

Oh man. When he's asleep you should... I don't know tie a big fucking bow on that thing. And then take a picture.

[voice]

[heartandsoul]

...I think I will do that. I'll be sure to take a picture and send it to you.

[See, she can be a troll too.]

[voice]

[onebecametwo]

[ As long as she realizes that as soon as he gets his hands on something like that all of Vatheon is going to find out. ]

Heheheh. You're not too bad, Pigtails.

VERY LOUD AUDIO

[keepsthefire]

DEVIT! The bubble just fuckin' cracked! Your ass better be on the fuckin' island 'cause I do not wanna swim down there and rescue you!

[onebecametwo]

Jesus tone the volume down, unlike you I ain't deaf! Course I hightailed it up here soon as I saw that shit.

[keepsthefire]

[Well excuse him for being legitimately concerned about your sorry ass, Devit.]

Well. Good. 'cause it woulda sucked if you drowned.

[onebecametwo]

[ Hey. He's touched and all but that was LOUD. ]

You're not doing something dumb down there either are ya? Cause... it would kinda suck if you drowned too.

[keepsthefire]

Hell no...

[He's been pretty gun shy about the ocean ever since that incident with his dad]

I'm up on the island too. Tryin' to... give a morale boost or whatever by fixin' food for people.

[voice]

[ohshellno]

Yo, if you still want yo face stabbed you can swing by 8 phanga place laters and I can hit you up.

[[ooc: The log is This is a here if you're still interested!]]